I have asked a few teachers and students to think of jokes and here is what they came up with:

Amy, Year 8 – Why did the skeleton go outside?

Because he was a numbskull.

Rebecca, Year 8 – Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Mr Stoker – What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim?

Bob.

Fay, Year 8 – I don’t trust atoms, because they make up everything.

Taira,  Year 8 – What is the silliest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Miss Bartlett – Two drums and a cymbal fell down a hill.

Ba dum tssshhhh.

Mr Storey – What’s orange and invisible?

This carrot (holds out hand).

Thank you to the teachers and pupils for their jokes.

By Ellen, age 12.